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There was this time I woke up, and after a lot of confusion, discovered that I had become a dog. I guess I was a dog, although I’ve never seen another dog that looked quite like me, but I felt like a dog, and others treated me as a dog, so I guess I was a dog.

I wasn’t used to being a dog. I got into all sorts of trouble that only dogs get into. I thought, “How difficult it is to be a dog in this terrible world of man.” and I suffered great sorrows that only a dog could suffer.

Eventually I got better and woke up human again. I sure am glad that’s over.

Here’s the video that proves it’s all real.