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Mr. Bombface

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Mr. Bombface
is an end of the world simulation game that is guaranteed to be more fun than the actual end of the world. The best part is you get to play the hero of the story and save us all. News@9 star reporter Tiffany Meadows will guide you through the event with a series of news casts. The story so far: Terrorists are attacking the major cities of the world and it’s up to you to defend and save our planet by playing all the mini games below:

Front Line Defense
Choose the city under attack nearest you and guide your missile launcher left and right doing your best to take out all the falling bombs. Sure the bombs might remind you of cute little red and green turnips, but each bomb that gets past you kills 3000 innocent civilians! Shoot at Mr. Bombface when you have time, but be sure to take out the falling turnips at all cost. You will notice if you take your missile launcher all the way to the left and right side, a strip of barbed wire will go up helping you defend your turf. I know it’s hectic and a lot of turnips are dropping, but do your best to build the barbed wire so you have more protection while defending the border!
Radar Defense
You will see Mr. Bombface on the radar screen. Tap when the dial reaches Mr. Bombface. Each time you tap, the dial will change direction. Tap each time the dial touches Mr. Bombface. If you time it perfect, you get a BONUS reward. As you get better, it gets faster. Go for it!
Bomb Squad
There’s a ticking time bomb. Do you know how to disarm a bomb? There are three wires to clip. Two will blow up, one will save us all. Which wire will you tap: red, black, or blue? Only one way to find out. Carefully tap on a wire and hope for the best.
Ransom Hostages
At some point hostages must be ransomed at $1000 to continue game play. This can be used in your game strategy. This game has two score types 1: Lives Saved and 2: Reward $. Top score is based on how many lives you save. Leader Boards open every time you earn $5000 reward. TIP: Spend your money on releasing hostages so you can play longer. This way you save more lives. Get top score, post to Leader Board. It’s a crazy world and only YOU have the power to save it!
Leader Boards
To open Leader Boards, save as many lives as you can before you accumulate $5000 in reward payments. The top Leader Board score goes to the hero who saves the most lives. Reset game and play again for a better top score until you rule the Leader Board as the ALL TIME HERO OF THE WORLD!
Credits
This free to play end of the world game was created using: Buildbox
Tiffany Meadows News Reporter image: clipart-library.com
Tiffany Meadows animated using: CrazyTalk Animator
Tiffany Meadows’ voice generated by: naturalreaders.com
Audio edited using: Audacity Sound Editor
Mr. Bombface game assets made with: Inkscape
J.E.Moores Indie Mobile Games: JEMoores.com

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Alien Monster Blast

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I met Michael Remillard on line. He and I were making resin toys of our characters. We traded a few of our resin toys through the post and have amused one another for a few years now.

I thought his characters were perfect for an arcade style game. I asked if I could use his paintings to make a game, and he said, “Yes!” So we are making a game called Alien Monster Blast, and it’s been a ton of fun bringing these images to life.

I love seeing his characters jump out of the painting and move about. I often look at art and imagine it animating. I want the static images to complete their action. When I see Michael’s art, I want to let the monsters loose and see what unpredictable things will happen.

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Andy’s Lard Quest

Andy's Lard Quest

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Andy’s Lard Quest Rules

The game opens to a menu of heads you can unlock by collecting chickens. The price of each head is under the head. You must play the Egg Man until you collect enough chickens to unlock the other heads. The other heads have different super powers that add to game play.

To play, click play. The interface is simple. Tap to make the character drop. You bounce your head through the platform levels avoiding enemies.

Lard Quest

Collect chicken and cans of lard. If you collect 9 cans of lard in one session without dying, you will enter the most awesome Lard Wars level and battle giant kaiju cats for a whole lotta chicken. Once you crash and die, your lard count returns to zero and you return to the head menu with all the chickens you gathered.

Hot dogs make you invincible. When you eat a hot dog, you turn into an indestructible hamburger. You can smash anything. It feels really good too.

Society the cat tosses some very useful cat balls. When hit, cat balls kill all enemies in sight, but each cat ball you use cost 25 chickens. That’s a lot of chickens! Use cat balls sparingly or you could lose all your chickens.

Andy's Lard Quest

Avoid everything else because it’s EVIL! If you touch it, it will kill you. Here’s a tip, if it shoots a pink laser beam at you, you must try to let the laser beam touch you. The laser beam powers you up and turns you into an indestructible fish bowl for 3 seconds, and you can beat the beast by smashing it to smithereens.

While you are playing, notice the can of lard in the top right corner. To its right you see a count of how many lard you have collected during your session. If you click the lard can it will bring you to the head menu if you want to unlock or switch to a different head to play.

At the bottom of the heads menu you will see Little Andy flipping out. Once you have enough chickens you can unlock the Bonus Level. Just click Little Andy to get there.

The goal is to unlock all 20+ heads and Little Andy’s bonus level.

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About Andy’s Lard Quest

So I wanted to make a weird indie game from the strange stuff here at my house. First up is Andy, a duct tape voodoo doll my daughter made when she was just a wee one. Now a teen, I told her I was using Andy in my game, and she cringed. So far, so good.

Andy

There is Cosmo my dog, and Society my cat. There is a scary stick I found on the ground last summer. I thought it looked like a kaiju monster, so I glued googly eyes on his face and named him Xerxes. Now he’s flying around causing all kinds of mayhem in this game! There’s a floating rubber glove guy, a tons of ants, and rubber chickens are the currency you collect to unlock everything.

You start out as a fragile egg, and as you collect rubber chickens, you can trade them in for other fancy new heads that have all new super powers and moves.

Once you collect enough rubber chickens you can unlock the Bonus Level where the shrimp are running like mad! With 20+ different heads to unlock and play, and a bonus level to unlock, this insane game will have your friends wondering what the hell you’re doing. If they ask, just tell ’em you’re on a LARD QUEST!

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Game music, To Town I Go by mopehead & Tony Iuppa from: Hauntscapes.com
Andy and other duct tape art by Malaya from: DesignCutie.com
Nature sounds from: Yellowstone National Park Sound Library
Cosmo the wonder dog courtesy of: TimeBrats.com

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Wall Problems

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Trumpty Dumpty WallThe President and I are having trouble getting our wall built. A few weeks after publishing the app, the team at iOS rejected my Trumpty Dumpty Wall video game for being offensive. The game has no nudity, profanity, or obscenity, but without a doubt, it is a type of political cartoon.

I think they are confusing their frustration with the border wall issue with the appropriateness of my game. We are all frustrated at the government shut down and the impasse the border wall issue has caused. They are afraid some of their users would be offended by the game’s content, but there is absolutely nothing offensive to be found in the game. It’s parodying Humpty Dumpty building a wall as an allegory to our present situation. It’s a classic arcade style game. Whoever stacks bricks the highest wins. It’s a game for little kids. It’s not offensive. It might be obnoxious, ridiculous, silly, or downright stupid, but it’s not doing anything against terms of service, so the offensiveness is subjective and individual.

In defense, my game does not take a side on the border wall matter. I think it’s best to let the audience decide on their own. If you are for the wall, you can help build it. If you are not for the wall, you can laugh at how funny the game is. My game has a wider audience by not taking a side. By not taking a side, it cannot offend any specific group. If it is offensive, at least it is equally offensive to everyone.

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I love that American citizens can poke fun at their leaders. Humor helps to ease the pressure, and gets the conversation going again. The game is intended to create a dialogue. It is confrontational (like art), but it is not offensive (like porn). An even odder factoid on this matter, the game did not get rejected first time through. Trumpty Dumpty Wall version 1.0 was approved, so I am confused at version 1.1 being rejected on content. I only added a prompt to invite gamers to rate my app, which changes nothing visually in the game, so it’s the same game in every way that has already been approved once.

I believe the rejection was individual and subjective. I really can’t think of a single term of service that I’ve broken. It’s like I followed all the rules, but they just don’t like my art’s silly lighthearted message.

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Trumpty Dumpty Wall

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Make America Great Again! Help Trumpty Dumpty build a wall. New video game by J.E.Moores for Windows PC. It doesn’t matter if you are for or against this crazy wall that has shut our government down. Let this silly game relieve you of a little stress.

Tap the screen and stack the bricks up high. If they topple off the base, you have to start over. I bet you know the perfect person to share this game with for a laugh. Play with your friends. Top score wins. Free download – no ads! How many bricks can you stack?